My boss, who is on vacation, phoned me today. He said, "Is everything OK at the office?"I said, "It's all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day.""Can you do me a favor," he asked.I said, "Of course, what is it?""Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Happy New Year
Saturday, December 30, 2017
Post Christmas
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Friday, December 29, 2017
Fw: FW: A good 'un
An older golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?
The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and he needed the club to have a chance to win the tournament and supplement his meager pension...
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden club.
"Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "No.
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver club.
"Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
Again, the golfer replied, "No.
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron club. "Is this your club?" the Lord asked.
The golfer replied, "Yes.
"The Lord was pleased with the golfer's honesty and gave him all three clubs to keep, and the golfer went home happy.
Sometime later, the golfer was walking with his wife along the water hazard, and she fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Kate Upton. "Is this your woman?" the Lord asked?
Kate Upton
"Yes," cried the golfer.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The golfer replied, "Oh, forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'No' to Kate Upton, you would have come up with Jennifer Anniston. Then if I said 'No' to her, you would have come up with my woman.. Had I then said 'Yes,' you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve ... that's why I said 'Yes' to Kate Upton.
And God was pleased
The moral of this story is:
If a golfer ever tells a lie, it is for a good and honorable reason and only out of consideration for others!
Happy New Year
Tuesday, December 26, 2017
Christmas
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Monday, December 18, 2017
Star wars
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Thursday, December 14, 2017
Wawa
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Saturday, December 9, 2017
Re: December MGCC
Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate
Hanukkah begins at sundown on Tuesday, December 12, and ends with nightfall on Wednesday, December 20. The candles are lit for eight consecutive nights starting on December 12 and continuing through December 19. In Judaism, each day begins at sundown the evening prior, which is why the first candle lighting takes place on the 12th and none takes place on the 20th.
Think we should have Taco Night - not sure that hamburger night every Wednesday is smart. Variety might be a thought: Taco Night, Italian Night, Indian Night
First snow of the year is here so be careful but don't forget MGCC. Sunday Brunches, company parties, that special dinner
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."~ Benjamin Franklin ~
December MGCC
Hanukkah begins at sundown on Tuesday, December 12, and ends with nightfall on Wednesday, December 20. The candles are lit for eight consecutive nights starting on December 12 and continuing through December 19. In Judaism, each day begins at sundown the evening prior, which is why the first candle lighting takes place on the 12th and none takes place on the 20th.
Sunday, December 3, 2017
Sad Saturday
Serge
Friday, December 1, 2017
Busy
Serge