Re: Singles cruise

We need to drain the swamp!

On Nov 1, 2017, at 6:47 AM, Serge <sergiogerm1946@yahoo.com> wrote:

If membership is the issue maybe we should hire a person to be in charge of recruitment? Maybe we should hire a consultant to help bring in members? Opps we already have done that. Maybe it is time for a change?

If you serve for the greater good that is admirable.

Good luck to JT and Bill on there election to the MGCC board

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" life has an expiration date, live it to the fullest"

 

 

 

 

Subject: Singles cruise

 

 

 

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Ed and Nancy

met while on a  singles cruise, and Ed fell head over

heels for her.

 

         When they

discovered  they lived in the same city only a few

miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He  immediately started

asking her out when they got home.

 

         Within a  couple of weeks, Ed had taken

Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants; concerts, movies, and

museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed  his

soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the

last.

 

         On the one-month anniversary of their first

dinner on the  cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine

restaurant. While having cocktails  and waiting for

their salad, Ed said, 

 

         "I guess you can tell I'm  very

much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk

before our  relationship continues to the next

stage.  So, before I get a box  out of my jacket

and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair

to  warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I

read about golf, I watch  golf on TV. In short, I eat,

sleep, and  breathe golf. If that's  going to

be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

 

         Nancy  took a deep breath and responded,

"Ed, that certainly won't be a  problem. I

love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since

we're  being totally honest with each other, you

need to know that for the last five years I've been a

hooker."

 

 

         Ed said, "I bet it's because

you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the

ball."