Re: Contest

Went to a member guest at another club, a pay back for ours of two weeks ago. The other club had a nicer tee gift ( who cares) and the pro staff was very well dressed ( again who cares): MGCC was better in the important stuff: Food, service and most importantly the golf course. Nice job Joe, Jason, Andy, Chef and staff. 

Indians won again in the now annual Cowboys & Indians Tourney: Dr Sharma's par on 18 sealed the deal. Wait till next year again.

Have played away a number times this year, MGCC is one of the best tracks around. We just don't realize how good a job Jason and staff have done.

The deer herd needs to be culled. those cute babies are  eating machines. Heavy deer leave hoof prints on soft greens( bad combination) much worse then ball marks. 

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range

I just would like you as a group to revisit a first tee range.

Even if we tried it for the month of November. I honestly believe that the positives would out weigh the negatives. If an easy solution was available it would have been done. The people on the range and the first tee would be in eye line of each other which has to be safer then the current practice area where nine is dangerously in play. The tree line protects the 17th fairway and green. 

Rock Springs currently has a range which crosses their 18th fairway. 

Try it you'll like it 

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Fw: golfers

Congratulations to all on the Irish team for their win and to the Italian team for a great match.  

The golf course is taking a real beating. Mother nature has been a very nasty lady. The number of divots not repaired or replaced is a reflection on the membership. Gentleman its our golf course please repair and replace. 

If you missed the one day member guest you missed a fun time.  The deli lunch was just right and the dinner very nice. The greens were just the best, fast and true. I just am not sure why it wasn't better attended? The price was right, finally decent weather.

The MGCC deer herd must number a hundred.

Ed Houston went to Mt Rushmore last week, what a great trip. Ed has some great picture. America is such an amazing place 

I know that the Irish won todays event but just remember " America is a beautiful Italian name."

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A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a hybrid.

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A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.
"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting."
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"
Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

The young man says, "An 8-iron, father, how about you?"

The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.

The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know -- put me down for a five."

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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?

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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"